★ NO. 001 — PUNE, MAHARASHTRA
Voice of theLazy &Unemployed.
A political front of the youth, by the youth, for the youth — Pune Division. Secular, Socialist, Democratic, and Lazy.
— CHAPTER TWO —
OurMovement'sVision.
We are not here to set up another FM RADIO, lobby in Davos on the taxpayer's salary slip, or rekindle corruption as "strategic spending". We are here to sit — loudly, repeatedly, at everyone — where the money went.
Build a party for the young people who keep getting called lazy, chronically online, and — most recently — cockroaches. Fine by us. That's the decision. The rest is satire.
— THE FIVE DEMANDS —
The Manifesto.
Read it once. Read it twice. Then send it to someone who needs to read it.
- 01
If the CJP comes in power, no Chief Justice shall be granted a Rajya Sabha seat as a post-retirement reward.
- 02
If any legit vote is deleted, whether in a CJP or opposition-ruled state, the CEC shall be arrested under UAPA, as taking away voting rights of citizens is no less than terrorism.
- 03
Women shall receive 50% reservation, not 33%, without increasing the strength of Parliament. Additionally, 50% of all Cabinet positions shall be reserved for women.
- 04
All media houses owned by Ambani and Adani shall have their licences cancelled to make way for truly independent media. Bank accounts of Godi media anchors shall be investigated.
- 05
Any MLA or MP who defects from one party to another shall be barred from contesting elections — and from holding any public office — for a period of 20 years.
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PUNE ADD-ON — Every unemployed Pune youth deserves dignity, not dismissal. Corporates hiring below minimum wage in Pune IT corridor shall be publicly named.
— ARE YOU ELIGIBLE —
Are you eligibleto join?
We do not check religion, caste, or gender. We do, however, have four hit standards.
By force, by choice, or by prevention. We don't ask.
Politically lazy. The system that has failed you is worth it.
Enough of the truth still lives there. Enough of the time.
As long as the rant is accurate and directed at something the people need to hear.
Membership is free, lifelong, and non-revocably only yours. Do write to us on the Google Form above.
GET SET UP FOR FREE —
Join thePune Swarm.
Want to join, volunteer, complain, or send a meme? Use the form. We read everything. We reply to most things.
- 📧 pune@cockroachjantapartypune.in
- 📧 info@cockroachjantapartypune.in
- 📍 Abhijeet Dipke — Founder (national)
- 📍 Pune Division Head — TBA